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Who the Hell is Creepy Robert?
Creepy Robert, the new faceless mega-conglomerate of the music world, greets you like a friendly puppy. Creepy Robert epitomize all that is great in life- Chinese food, gardening, the Solar System, Europeans, old ladies with blue hair, sex, flanger and distortion. Creepy Robert is a regular on the Sydney club scene, regularly moving audiences with dreamlike melodies, melodic riffery and haunting/confusing lyrics. It was once said by someone very wise that life without Creepy Robert's music was like a fantale for breakfast- deeply unsatisfying. If music be the food of life, and Creepy Robert be the heart of music, then heartily tuck in and devour from us your daily bread. Creepy Robert has teats enough to sustain all- suckle yours today.
Calypso Christo

Guitars, Vocals

Surf Instructor

Music: The Mars Volta, Ween, oh this will take too long, there`s too many to list, Anyone playing live

Films:Austin Powers, The Anchorman, Comedy hee hee, I hate horror

Likes: Surfing, Surfboards, Waves, Guitars, Cold Spoons on Eyeballs, Simpsons, Being thrown out of clubs, Making Sweet Love, Travel, Festivals, Making music, Live music, Hanging wit da boys, Morning woodys, hee hee yeah morning woodys are rockin and travel woodys especially when your on the bus or somewhere like that

Dislikes: Bee stings, Angry people

Rational Matthew

Guitars, Vocals

Photovoltaics Research Scientist

Music: The Mars Volta, System of a Down, Queen, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Elton John, The Darkness, Smashing Pumpkins, Nirvana, Hendrix, Beastie Boys, Midnight Oil, The Cat Empire, Faith No More, Fantomas, Frank Sinatra, Wolfmother, Sublime, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Guns n' Roses, Cypress Hill, Dr. Dre, The Cure, Incubus, Dead Kennedys, TSOL, Sex Pistols, Eminem, Dungen, 22-Pistepirkko, Röyksopp, The Strokes, Kent, The Stranglers, Bread, Robert Johnson

Films: Dr Strangelove, A Clockwork Orange, 1984, The Motorcycle Diaries, Blow Up, Kill Bill, The Libertine, Boondock Saints, Pulp Fiction, Sin City, 2001: A Space Odyssey, 9 Songs, Spanglish, American Beauty, Austin Powers, The Anchorman, Two Hands, Life of Brian, Happy Gilmore, Team America

Likes: Peace and quiet, loud music, fireworks/explosions, fire, surfing, pyrotechnics, solar cells, guitars, starry nights, snowboarding, travelling, theatre, watermelon, dogs, skateboards, astronomy, come-to-bed eyes, snow, walks on the beach, sunsets

Dislikes: Early mornings, angry people, loud trucks and buses, the Australian Stock Exchange

Naughty Nicholas


Surf Instructor

Music: Jeff Buckley, Tool, The Mars Volta, Ween, Guns n' Roses, Fugazi, Minor Threat , The Cure, The Doors, R.E.M., Wolfmother, Tea Party, Queens of the Stone Age, Incubus, Sublime, Chris Isaak, Damien Rice, Crowded House, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Bobby Darin, The Royal Crown Review, Johnny Cash, Christie O'Connnor, 4bolt, Goons of Doom

Films: The Colour of Money, The Hustler, Caddy Shack, Fletch, Zoolander, The Royal Tenenbaums, Star Wars, Highlander 1 & 2, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Sin City, Shawshank Redemption, Blair Witch Project, Jaws, Team America, Groundhog Day, The Sting, Predator, East of Eden, Rebel Without a Cause, Giant, Fight Club, Dazed and Confused, The Breakfast Club, The Lost Boys, Dracula, Meet the Parents, Donnie Darko, The Anchorman, Old School, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Home Alone, Beetle Juice

Likes: surfing, drinking, girlie bits, leisure sports, loud music, don't mind a bit of TV and movies, I love traveling to new places, and getting loose on the weekend with the boys and girls.

Dislikes: Early mornings, angry people

Dastardly Dan


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